Funk Sandwich presents funky poets!!
WHATUP EVERYONE! This is JR. the bass player for Unhindered, but more important, the bassist of FUNK SANDWICH!I was looking through some of the posts on the last blog and realized that we got some funky fans. So, I want to hear some of your funky lyrics. THIS IS A CONTEST! Whoever can write a short rap (and when i say short, im talkin like 10-15 lines) thats catchy, funny, and most certainly FUNKY,…we will use it one of our upcoming video journals. I will lay down that funky bass line, and Pat will rap it. Christian will be there to lay down that funky drum beat, and as for Ben and Ashley, well, they will be there to shake their groove thang!!SO SPIT SOME FUNKY LYRICS!!!(p.s.- don’t forget to add your name and city your from at the end of your rap.)WoRd Homies!!!
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April 7th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Oh my… Just for the record Pat and I were volunteered for this without our prior knowledge BUT, I approve. These had better be good!
PS And let’s keep it down to one entry per person please!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
[...] akboogie wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptThis is JR. the bass player for Unhindered, but more important, the bassist of FUNK SANDWICH!I was looking through some of the posts on the last blog and realized that we got some funky fans. So, I want to hear some of your funky lyrics … [...]
April 8th, 2008 at 3:50 am
hhaa this should be interesting
i cant rap so haha
but i think i kno who might win..
UNHINDERFIED ! baha ie seen your raps there pretty good … good luck <3
danielle UNHINDEREDS HUGE FAN
April 8th, 2008 at 4:11 am
can it be from a rap previously used?
April 8th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Jaycee McCarthy
Waxhaw, NC
I am fresh, crisp and clean
dont like the broiler but i still am king
i eat egg mcfuffins when im on the go
thats only when i dont take donuts homie FO SHO!
I am cool and whack
so dont talk smack
cause you should break it down all freaky fresh
so that my lyrics work and mesh
wiky wiky wiky WORD
thats right i went there you bird
so go on and boogie my fellow peep
while it looks like im looking im really asleep
dont fake the crime
of this geek made rhyme
because whitey got skill && freshy takes
so walk away while dis rapper BREAKS
ahhhh yeah!
thats my rap
:]]
unless i can use a different one… one previously rapped…
SO RESPOND TO LET ME KNOW!
:]]
April 8th, 2008 at 4:59 am
YO SUP MAN
BEFORE THIS GETS OUTTA HAND
YA’LL’S POETS
YAH YA KNOW IT
GET THIS PARTY OFF THE HOOK
CUZ I GOTTA NEW LOOK
BUT WE OWE IT TO OUR DAWG
WHO’S NAME IS GOD
WHO LOVES US
AND SENT JESUS
WHO COUNTS THE STARS
EVEN MADE MARS
MAKES US CLEAN
TO WHOM I CLING
GAVE US OUR DAYS
FINDS US IN THE MAZE
HE’S ROCKIN OFF MY FACE
AND IS ALL OVER THIS PLACE!
YA LIKE MY RHYMES
WELL I’M TAKING MY TIME
OR YA MAY THINK NOT
BUT YA KNOW THIS IS HOTT
THIS SWEET LIKE CANDY
NICE AND DANDY
LET LIFE’S BITTERSWEET
BUT SUCH A NICE TREAT
BUT WHATDAYA KNOW
I GOTTA GO
SEE YA LATER
ALIGATOR
IN WHILE
CROCODILE
SO FOR NOW GOODBYE
UNTIL THE NEXT TIME!
THANX SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH JR! HAVE FUN SINGIN MY SONG!!!!!!!
ida
Clear Spring
(aka FUNKY TOWN!) JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
RESPOND PLEASE!
April 8th, 2008 at 5:44 am
THIS SONG AFTER THIS IS THE ONE I WANT YOU TO TAKE
:]]
THANKERS
ITS CALLED SPANGLISH
April 8th, 2008 at 5:47 am
my spanglish is freak
fresh like the grass at the end of the week
my mix of words that make no thought
leave all the brains scrambled and distrot
i try to act gangsta and fly
but all the really cool people pass me by
is it the glasses of a nerd
or is it the mad way i say WORD
i have no clue why my spanglish is hott all i know is that you are not
wait hold up, just joshin’
dont walk away like puddle all sploshin’
i’ll make some spanglish words for you
so you can be spanglish and fresh like me too
do you feel my skills && freaky fresh takes
now give me 5 cuz this loser/geek needs a break
WORD TO THE HOMIES SENORITA POR VARVORO!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
actually… i dont care which one…
im gunna enter alot though…mkkayyy???
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April 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am
actually… i dont care which one…
im gunna enter alot though…mkkayyy???
:]]
thankersss
April 8th, 2008 at 9:16 am
HERE IS THE BEST ONE YOU WILL EVER GET…
MADE JUST FOR YALL!!!!
itss called: WhAt ThE moM
hey homie, dude,pal, ol’ buddy or mcgrizzle
i got some skills i know you will fizzle
gimme a beat so dey can tap their feet…
WORD
aww here we go….
5 guys 10 eyes
lookin at Mickey D’s fries
takin ‘em with frosties
chillin in our band tee’s
we make kids jump and scream
because (pat says this) i am every girls dream
so its really fo’ da man upstairs
we still look cool at county fairs
we know we coo’
we know how we do
and we still bust dem rhymes
like we own da New York Times
so fizzle my rap
while the drum man tap
and lets ripty ripty rap rap rap
once mo’
awww yeah!
we’re fresh like lettuce on a bun
but hold up we sure aint done
here be some facts bout what goes on
fizzle my skizzles like a fresh cut lawn
bens great hair is bouncy and sways in the breeze
brinin’ shampoo bottles to their knees
ashleys dancin’s like really fresh
where each step can hardley mesh
JR rocks it chill
with his super coo’ mad guitar skill
christian’s the one who makes da boom
and ends up shakin’ da whole room
and last theirs me (pat says this too!)
the coolest person there could ever be
lookin fly and super great
i like by chic fil a super late
now its time fo’ you to go
leae this joint up here fo’ sho’
grab a mcmuffin on the way
dont fo’get to tell your mom we said hey!
AWW YEAH!
FREaK FRESHY HOMIE!
WORD!
BY:
Jaycee McCarthy
Waxhaw, NC
(i know its long, but i just had to!)
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
oops…
FIX ITS IN WHAT THE MOM:
~”Bringin’ shampoo bottle to their knees”
NOT
“Brinin’ shampoo bottles to their knees”
~”like my chik fil a late”
NOT
“like by chik fil a late”
~ “leave this joint up here fo’ sho’”
NOT
“leae this joint up here fo’ sho’”
SoRRYY… i should have spell checked it better
:]]
still consider it please :]]
April 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I am here, in the same old place
Same old time, Same old grace.
Can’t get out of this rut I’m in.
Fallen into the same old sin
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Here’s what you’re telling me, why I fall
Doing right doesn’t help at all,
To follow what I knows my call
I take advantage of how good you are
Knowing it won’t get me far
Come please to see that you’ve raised the bar
To numb my senses, I’m on defenses
I’m tired of living my life this way
Pretending everything’s okay
Need to make this a brand new day
A brand new life, in a brand new way
I see you now for what you’ve done,
Reminded of your only son
It was a choice for him to come, to pay a debt for everyone
At this point I realize, that I’m looking into graces eyes.
No more living a life of lies, I apologize.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I forgot!
Hope Klos
Allen Park, MI
http://www.myspace.com/hopeyjeano
April 8th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Ok,
I am no good at writing raps, so THIS IS NOT MINE and I am not sure who it is by cause I could not find the info anywhere online.
all around the country coast to coast,
people always say what do you like most,
I don’t wanna brag i don’t wanna boast,
I always tell ‘em I like toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
i get up in the mornin’ bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
now there’s no secret to toasting perfection,
there’s a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir,
FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST
April 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Well I am going to go a head and post my own rap too, cause it is short. (Yes I know it is not that good! I can’t wright rap you know).
Umh ah hah
Umh ah hah
Umh ah hah
Umh
My head is a throbin I believe it may crash
My brain is a rottin it is turning to mash
I been starin at the TV
Playin on my PC
I don’t know why but they says my brain is cheesey
YEAH
Umh ah hah
Umh ah hah
Umh ah hah
Umh
(Yeah that is it. lol)
April 8th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
ha ha!
those are all really good!
April 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
hhaah that swas good i loved it
ppl wit myspace who are big fans of unhindered add or check out my unhindered music fan site
myspace.com/unhinderedfan
has some of there good music
Danielle AKA UNHINDEREDS HUGE FAN
April 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
So here’s the down low,
I can rap its like whoa
Unhindered’s the name
Worshipping is our game
Cake in the morning,
Farts with no warning.
Rocking the soul patch,
Flying doors we can’t catch!
(say what!?… in a high voice)
We slide on frozen cricks,
There’s five of us NOT six.
We were sweet hats
And blog about cats
We sing about Full House
Ashley has a Spouse
We pinch Alcatraz,
And we sure got pizzazz! (?)
Holly is gone
Because that stank was just WRONG!
That’s the end of this rhyme,
Peace till next time!
Jordan Grice
Waxhaw, NC
April 8th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
hha the last one was the best i have to admit
add my unhindered fan site ?
myspace.com/unhinderedfan
danielle aka UNHINDEREDS HUGE FAN
April 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
hey j.r.–
when does this contest end?? me and my friend are trying to make our rhyme extra funky fresh foh ya.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Jesus is my savior,my lord and god
I have worship music on my pink Ipod
He was sent from above from his loving dad
he will luv us all if were good or bad
my savior don’t care if your short or fat
he will guide us in the dark like big black bats
I’m a crazy white girl from Godfrey
my name is Miranda, just let it be
so this is my rhyme,don’t be shy
tell me what you think or I’ll poke your eye!
so that was my rap.lol.
it stinks, I know-but hey i came up wit it in 5 min.
God Bless, Miranda
April 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
haa.
can’t wait to see who wins.
classy, haah!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
If I tucked ‘yo words deep inside ma heart,
And remembered you luved me from the start,
would it be enough?
could I stand tough?
Or would the demons still haunt me?
Would your voice still sound all muffled and wheezy?
Would my lifesong to you be boring and cheesy?
I’ve seen your fire,
And felt your love,
But in this turmoil I’ve found no peace like a dove.
I wanna help your people,
That need comfort from a church steeple,
The crying ones on the city streets,
the dying ones trying to make ends meet.
So help me God,
Put your fire in my eyes
So help me God,
Put your love back in my life.
I stand to worship you but all the others stare,
I’ve got the right message, but how do I share?
Their eyes are rolling,
Their arms are folding,
And once again your love is tossed aside.
All because of my foolish pride.
So help me God,
To get the message across,
So help me God,
to save the souls that are lost
WORD!!!
Sorry that was really long!
Thanks! I’m Natalie B. From North Dakota and I saw you guys at ATF Minneapolis. You changed my life, and made my songs into Psalms. Thankyou for making me a Christian.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:31 am
I’m adding a line
Cuz ya know the prize is mine
no room to mock
cuz ya know i rock
i’m heaven blessed
and i’m the best
so till next time
i say bye-bye
i added some lines to my rap
Ida
Clear Spring
aka Funky Town joke
hahahahahahahahah
April 9th, 2008 at 1:46 am
omg BigBro i have that song on cd!!!!! i love the toast song!
you forgot the thing about the Chicago Times Show at the end though…………….
TO JR MY FUNKY FRESH HOMIE
dude thanks for reading our posts…. i am just upset now cuz unstead of joking with Jaycee i am her rival…….. ohh well. Also thanks for the awesome music! I appreciate it! And i would like to add, i was at Norfolk in the front row, and thought the speakers weren’t loud enough… I like things to almost make a BOMB! i like it LOUD! though i might have gone deaf….
Ida
April 9th, 2008 at 4:23 am
ha ha ha!
:]]
thats okayy ida!
whoever wins wins…
i wont care!
its just for fun!
:]]
word!
April 9th, 2008 at 4:45 am
true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots a fun!!!!!
WORD!!!!!!!!1
April 9th, 2008 at 5:20 am
oops i ment
WORDE!!!!!!!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 5:20 am
WORD!!!!!!!!***
i cant type
April 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Well I liked Jordan Grice’s rap… I just don’t like the part about the farts… that is not something you sing about!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I fizzle the pain
and love in the game
SO we sing to rejoyce
And sing with his voice
we are 5 who are strong
with his love we cant go wrong
so dont back down
we are silly like a clown
do ya fizzle?
WORD!
p.s.. i like hers && mine :]]
ha ha ha!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
thanks jaycee
i like yours too
Ida
April 9th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
(Insert your own back-beat)
It’s Joseph Patrick Martin and it’s plain to see,
I can rap real good, I be like a homie
People may say I’m muscular and tan,
but real deep down I’m a God-lovin’ man
Cut off jean shorts & bushy mullets too,
small tattoos on the ankle man watcha gonna do??
I be rockin out on my Mickey Mouse ukulele,
but Ashley Dasher eats cake for breakfast daily.
We play putt-putt with human obstacles,
we so cool, we be like pop-cickles
When Ben sings on stage he be huffin’,
my guitar has an English Muffin.
The Air-line plays kick ball with our gear,
sometimes we just want to kick them in the rear.
You can’t have a concert without pyro dust,
cause you know soul patches are a must.
We’re like loose cannons & a Cracker Jack box,
just cause you never know when we’re gonna go off.
Jack the dog can walk on water,
just like his heavenly father.
This has been a blogging good time yo’
this junk is crakin fo sho.
As far as I’m concerned,
this meeting is a adjourn.
Ohhhhhhhhhh Yessssssss
God Bless!! Word!!
Weddington (Charlotte Area),NC
April 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
OMG! That last rap was GOOD! Courtney an MaryGrace great job! You watched their dvd i can see………. lol.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
ummm…
who is joseph patrick martin?
just a question?
:]]
April 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
jaycee, jaycee, jaycee…. you say you are unhindereds number one fan but you have never seen the live dvd?? maybe hayley or marygrace can lend it to you..
April 9th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
ha!
that would rock!
i havent been able to afford it!
:]]
other than that…
I
SO
AM!
ME IDA && JORDAN GRICE SO ARE!
:]]
April 9th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
HOMIE! that is da WORD!!! Joesph Patrick Martin Barrett is aka Pat Barrett vocals and guitars of Unhindered! He dislikes to go by his first name and goes by his first middle name! On the dvd he doesnt know how to go by Pat or Patrick and when asking for cue cards states his whole name!
April 9th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
ha ha ha!
i used to like a guy named joseph
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ha ha ha!
gotcha
i think its dope how he goes by pat
patrick is a family name for us && my dad && bro && grandpa etc. all have that as a middle name
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ha ha ha!
nice
April 9th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
thats pats ful name but wit Barrett on the end hah
April 9th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
whoaaa that is weird jaycee!
hahahahahahahahahahaha! especially with past conversations being thought about at this moment!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha!
ur Crazy!
April 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
i am fun crazy and coo’
but thats somethin you know how i do
i rock these raps
and drink water from taps
i want the band to choose the raps tonight
because they can party friday at atf and i’ll be ight
:]]
so unhindered pick one soon
because i dont wanna wait till june
i am not a patient lady
so please hurry or i’ll cry like a baby
okayy not really im not the dumb
even though i still suck my thumb
jk once more i like to joke
so please pick quick ( a name too! (for fans)) and dont choke
:]]
April 9th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
she speaks her mind
doesnt waste time
says what we think
i salute with a wink
she speaks the truth
just like ruth
listen to Jaycee
even though she sounds craysee
April 9th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
thankers
you quakers
:]]
oats
i like goats
i am tight
oh p.s… g’night
UNHINDERED PICK THE FREAKY FRESH RAP TONIGHT
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please
April 9th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
pick it soon
friday at noon!
cant get on 2morrow
now i am filled with sorrow
i really wanna know
my heads bout to blow
please please please
we cant take this with ease
April 9th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
hey guys ur doin awesome. keep it up! love the raps!
April 10th, 2008 at 8:57 am
HEYY DAWGGGs!
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GOOD LUCK this weeked at ATF Unhindered
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April 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
HEY
HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
we think you guys will enjoy this =D …..
Yo whats up
Unhindered here
With another funk sandwich
So gather near
We’re kickin up the heat
With a brand new beat
No other rhythm could ever compete
This raps outrageous
But the funks contagious
Everybody get crunk
If ya feelin up the funk!!
From coast to coast
Place to place
We’re sharing the word of Gods love and grace
There are five of us
We all are brothers
Even though we have different mothers
BREAK IT DOWN
there’s JR and Ashley
They are mad chill
There’s Ben and Christian
They have mad skills
Then there’s me Pat
From a reliable source
I’ve heard im Phat
P-H of course
Now that we’ve shanked some notes
We’re finishing up this rhyme
Hope you had fun
But were outta time
PAYCE
April 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
awesome job to Deb Meg and Beth! that is really good!
April 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
***REVISED VERSION****
Yo whats up
Unhindered here
With another funk sandwich
So gather near
We’re kickin up the heat
With a brand new beat
This raps outrageous
But the funks contagious
Everybody get crunk
If ya feelin up the funk!!
From coast to coast
Place to place
We’re sharing the word of Gods love and grace
There are five of us
We all are brothers
Even though we have different mothers
BREAK IT DOWN
there’s JR and Ashley
They are mad chill
There’s Ben and Christian
They have mad skills
Then there’s me Pat
From a reliable source
I’ve heard im Phat
P-H of course
God gave us our talent
hes the only one
and with that said
our rAP iS dOn3
PAYCE
thank you for reading
April 11th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
i like the edited one……..
both are really good!
April 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
thanks Ida ♥
April 12th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Welcome!
April 12th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
im am so lonel with no choice for the rap yet
i think the worry makes me fret
i need advise or help from a band member
just i hope they remember
i am in a pridicament worst than most
so my face is the color of a ghost
i need some help im falling fast
i cant have this emotion stay and last
this isnt for the contest sorry dude
i am just having a not so good mood
:[[
April 13th, 2008 at 6:10 am
im with ya girl
so sad i wanna hurl
their so slow
in the head it feels like an unfriendly blow
they’ll pic it soon
like the next blue moon
April 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
well atf was yesterday in Tennessee
so i know they’ll pick soon you see
they love their fans alot and more
just they will talk some time behind the set door
they have to plan, think and deliberate
just soon i hope so fans can recuperate
please pick soon unhindered we ask
its a complicated but simple task
please oh please oh please
April 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
ohh please please please
complete this task filled with ease
i am begging you
please you have too
i cant wait much longer
my curiosity is growing stronger
April 14th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Hey Unhindered!
When is the deadline to submit the funky rap? i’ve been tweaking mine so i won’t waste my one time to submit. i would hate to miss out on this contest, so please let me know!
Thanks!
April 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
My name is Viiiiic… My Rhymes are siiiiick… she’s Ot. Ot… that’s all I got right now guys… You have to ask mom for the rest of it, her rhymes are sicker then mine. She’s ghetto yo. Brooklyn in the hizouse!! Word.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
‘Ey it’s Pat
uh uh
I’ll make ya have a heart attack.
We got JR yeah JR.
got the nasty funk on the bass guitar.
then there’s Ashley, oh Ashley he got married real fastly
Where’s Ben? Oh there’s Ben. His singin’s a solid ten!
Last but not least there’s Christian the beast. He’s got some hardcore drummin’. Kapish?
We’re Unhindered. yeah thats right. We sing for the Christ who isn’t in sight.
We thank Big “G” up in the sky.
Who sent his son “JC” down to die.
huh what huh huh huh what what
The girls from BG know where its at. and dat my friend, it just dat
April 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
oops! We forgot to say were from Bowling Green, Ky.
Taylor & Kelsey
April 17th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Sorry I’d really love to help.. but I am such a white gurl.. i can’t rap.. lol
April 20th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Ok Guys… We’re closing comments for this post now as we’re about to post the results of our little contest here. Check back for the winner.