Beef Jerky Town, USA

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 6:12 pm | Uncategorized

 

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    66 Responses to “Beef Jerky Town, USA”

    1. Taylor Says:

      All I can say to that is thank you! That video just brightened my day!

    2. Ida Says:

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Ok that is just wrong! Ohh my gosh I am about to puke just from watching this.. I ate my first hotdog today in 4 years. Can you imagine how hard it would be for me to eat sausage. PBS made a disgusting documentary.. Ok well moving right along new subject eggs. Have you heard of Bollut? It is a Filipino delicacy where they take a duck egg and cook it in the ground. Ususally the little baby duck is still in there too. You can get it at I think either 10 12 or 18 days of development. You crack it open and drink the juice of it and then just eat the yoke, baby duck, and white. I have Filipino missionaries for friends and my dad went with them one time and he ate one! They took a picture of it hanging in his mouth and I about needed a bucket, so if you thought quail eggs were bad… But I have no room to talk because I probably wouln’t have eaten that for a million dollars……. Speaking of gross food at church we do this thing called Faith Factor sorta like Fear Factor but different and my multiple friends have eaten a live goldfish that they saw swimming happily in a bowl a minute before they lifted into their disgusting mouth, chewed and swallowed.

    3. Keith Courtney Says:

      LOL! That’s both hilarious and disgusting!

      What I want to know is… Why is Jay chewing on Rainbow Bright’s belt?!

    4. KelC Says:

      I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! You’re so HILARIOUS!!

      Don’t know if you remember me or not, but my friends got to hang out with you guys at Youth Quake on Saturday night. We took a group pic with ya’ll. One of my friends was the one who had the hat “with a piece of grandma’s hair attached to it” (direct quote from Pat). Anyway, just wanted to say to everyone that they even more HILARIOUS in person!!!!

      Keep it up guys!! Can’t wait for the album!!!

    5. BigBro Says:

      Yeah!!! Go Unhindered Country Music!

      LOL HA HA HA HA HA LOL

      Great video! lol

    6. DEBBY Says:

      Oh man!
      that was so funny!
      my eyes started to water because that was so funny.
      Pat ur face was priceless when u ate that egg, but i give u props cuz i prolly would have never done it!
      :)
      idk what else to say u guys have left me speechless.
      It was just totally random and awesome -not gonna lie!

    7. Natalie Says:

      Where are you guys? Yeah, beef jerky town, USA, but where?

      Way to go, Pat! Was the quail eggs harder to open than a pickle jar? I feel so sorry for you, cuz everyone I know has eaten summer sausage and beef jerky, but I have never seen a quail egg, and I’ve never eaten a pickled egg, and I hope I never have to cough one up!!! That smelled so bad you were coughing!

      Wanna giggle? Go to a small-town public school in North Dakota and when we learn about Native Americans we had “jerky” has a vocab word that we had to look up in the back of the book and write down.

      I mumbled, “hey, whats jerky?” in a sarcastic voice but no one heard cuz we were all so focused. But ten minutes later a guy finishes and says, “yeah, didn’t some retard ask what jerky was a few minutes back?” Thats how familiar we are w/ summer sausage and beef jerky. NEVER MOVE HERE IF YOU’VE NEVER GONE HUNTING FOR DEER OR PHEASANTS!!! OR AT LEAST HAVE TALKED W/ SOMEONE WHO HAS!!!

      That was awesome, you have so brightened up my day I’m just sitting here laughing so hard I’m crying. Ya know what? ppl who haven’t heard of ur band before are gonna love this cuz you need no past knowledge of the band to laugh at three guys eating weird food.

    8. Sierra Says:

      I’m one of KelC’s friends and I have to agree, you all are amazin! i am so pumped about your album. i can hardly wait! even though i’m a vegitarian, ya’ll made me want some jerky!

      love in Christ
      sierra

    9. Erica Kay Says:

      My sister and I could stop laughing at you guys. We still can’t believe you ate the Quail Eggs. That just makes me shiver. By the way my sister is six and thought you guys wierd. And unfortunely that jerky did not stand a chance to one piece I saw when I was in Brazil a few summers ago. Don’t ask to many questions come to my mind just thinking about that meat.

    10. Joahnna Says:

      Super Funny! This is my next favourite after the Funk Poets Winner Vid! And yey, Ben’s here! Well, for Ida… It’s not Bollut. It’s Balot. And I’ve tried them! ^_^ I’ve tried farm frogs too… I won’t eat it again. Ever. I’ve also tried beef tongue prepared as steak. And I’ve also had Domestic Buffalo milk on rice with salt and dried fish. Weird, eh?

      My dad tried some beetles before when he was young. So I guess it’s from him where I got my being adventurous with food. ^_^

      There’s more weird food to to discover around the world. Like Haggis from Switzerland, Mice Stew from China and Baby Mice Wine from Korea.

      But I will NEVER try them. =)

    11. Joahnna Says:

      PS. Oh, you should see Travel the Road. It is a DVD series about two missionaries named Scott and Will and they travel in different parts of the world, in 25 countries. In one of their episodes, they flashed some scenes of them eating crocodile in Africa.

    12. Natalie Says:

      Yeah, there’s lotsa freaky foods around the world like snake soup in China and horse meat in Austria. And don’t forget Rocky Mtn Oysters and Iguana meat from Latin America.
      (YUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!)

    13. Ida Says:

      Thanks Johanna… Sorry about those typos there. Yeah and if I am correct Unhindered met the Travel the Road guys in Norfolk VA last year for the Battle Cry east event cause I remember those guys speaking with Ron Luce…

    14. Raychel Says:

      That was funny, really funny. I’ve actually eaten bollut(quail egg) but i can’t stand pickled stuff. Excelent vid though.

    15. Devan (unhindereds best fan EVA) Says:

      GUESS WHAT!!!! i have a plastic baby for health class! all it does is cry! its name is Gabby Shantay!!!! lolz shes black! but its realy cute! did any one ever have to take one of them home?

    16. DanielleC Says:

      haha devan i want to do tht what grade are u in?

      p.s why did u add “lolz shes black!”
      jw

      DanielleC

    17. Natalie Says:

      A girl at my church had to do that her senior year. It was so funny she’s a sunday school teacher and she was so scared that while she was doing a skit the baby would start crying. She had fun though. Everybody thought it was her real baby cousin or something until they saw it up close. It didn’t go off though during church, so she was okay.

    18. Lauren Says:

      Ha ha! That was SO funny! Where is Big Daddy’s anyhow?
      The quail eggs looked so nasty! (Why’d you try ‘em Pat?!) But I’ll bet they weren’t as gross as bobbing for pickled pig’s feet! We did that at my church’s VBS a couple years ago… (Okay, maybe I didn’t do it, but my friends did! I was way too grossed out!)
      Have fun yall!

    19. Devan (unhindereds best fan EVA) Says:

      im in 8th grade! i said lolz shes black! b/c i was the only one to get a black baby! and it doesnt even look black! it looks red! lol hope no offense was taken by that!

    20. danielle ADD my unhindered music fan myspace Says:

      hey no i was just wonderin :]
      thts cool i wanna do that .

    21. DanielleC Says:

      so how many of u [ people not unhindered ] are goin to the tujiana mission trip i am any one eles ???!
      i cant wait we got all our stuff paid for by our church we are just doin the work now to pay them back
      i cant wait :]

    22. Ida Says:

      I AM!! Not to get anyone hopes down but my representatives from Global Expeditions say there is going to be possibly 800 people, and we will be living out of tents.

    23. Beth Says:

      are you guys in Bridgeport, AL?

    24. DanielleC Says:

      ida are u kidding me in tents near bugs :[
      i heard we were ina hotel idk tho i rly am not good wit bugs haha there are some funny stories wit me and bugs :/

    25. Ida Says:

      i bet there is…. they call it Tent City…

    26. danielleC Says:

      ugh that is not cool dude.
      but i guess well get to rly feel how they live then
      but still im so grossed out :[

    27. Ida Says:

      I don’t really mind tents.. Have you heard of Creation Festival? Well if you don’t.. I LOVE IT…..

    28. DanielleC Says:

      no i never heard of it wat is it?
      wait i might have is it like creation 08 and they have a news paper that they were passing out at battlecrys?

    29. Ida Says:

      yup!
      i love it!!!! i go every year!!!!!!!

    30. Ali Says:

      that wasn’t that bad. the jerky looked delicious and summer sausage is good and it would probably only have been that bad if it was from LAST summer, but I probably would’ve puked from eating the quail eggs, too.

      Oh, and I’m Natalie’s friend.

    31. Ali Says:

      that wasn’t that bad. the jerky looked delicious and summer sausage is good and it would probably only have been that bad if it was from LAST summer, but I probably would’ve puked from eating the quail eggs, too.

      Oh, btw I’m Natalie’s friend.

    32. Natalie Says:

      sorry! Ali and me submitted the same comment twice! my bad!

    33. heidi Says:

      Oh dude…that was hackin hilarious…i nearly peed my pants watching that..one time me and my sisters went inside a store in Wyoming and there was a sale on “Inner Linings of Pig Intestines” and we asked the dude if they were real and he said yah what do you think they are?? I nearly puked right in his face…it was perty disgusting!! Well have a snazzy day!

      Heidikins

    34. heidi Says:

      Is anyone here going to Rockfest Saturday???? It’s gonna be pretty sweet!!! So many concerts so little time!!! haha Well if anyone is have fun and see you there!!!

      Heidi

    35. BigBro Says:

      JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!! JR PLEASE READ!!!

      So who is Mark (something) I did not catch his last name…

      BTW that is who’s number JR gave out in that one video!

      So any way JR… Mark Says to tell you “You have way too much free time on your hands” (I called him so I know!) ;-P

    36. Ida Says:

      ohh you called Mark Manuel!!!!! Hahahaha!! I googled it!!!! Cool!!! That is frikkin’ hilarious BigBro!!!!!!!!!

    37. kaylee mcallister Says:

      hey guys it kaylee thank you for that video it made my day it was so funny i am very exited to see you guys this summer i will be going to mexico on a mission trip that i heard you guys will be on to well love you see you this summmer oh and by the way you dont acctually no me but i was at aquire the fire bin tacoma so see ya

    38. jr Says:

      BigBro…glad you called him! I might have too much free time, but im in a band…so…

      what can i say.

      770 595 6998 <–snoop doggs number!

    39. BigBro Says:

      Hey JR… Since you got so much free time how about giving out your number? lol I would not mind calling/texting you and asking a few questions.
      LOL
      If you want to my e-mail address is: hesmyr0ck17@gmail.com

      Hummm… I bet you will not send me your number! lol :-D

    40. DanielleC Says:

      hahaha
      ida howd u goolge his name ha by the phone mumber?
      JR i was wonderin since you guys are goin on the tujiana trip u exited im goin and i CANT wait !!

      any of you guys in the band scared of any bugs?

      DanielleC

    41. Ida Says:

      i googled the number and it gave me this youth group thingy… for like some kickball tournament! and JR the band really needs a say now number.. saynow.com Hawk Nelson and Britt Nicole have one and so should you!!!!!

    42. DanielleC Says:

      oooh thats cool
      yea they should haha :]

    43. Joahnna Says:

      Haha! That Mark Manuel Hotline is funny!

    44. Ida(LOVES UNHINDERED) Says:

      Johanna what are you talking about.. not too be rude.. but you know just wondering….

    45. Joahnna Says:

      The whole Mark Manuel/770-595-6998 thing… I find it just soooo funny that people call and research on it. I, myself, was curious about it. Just thinking what JR, the maaaaan, could do to us, Unhindered fans!

    46. BigBro Says:

      I was hoping that he was handing out a band member’s phone number… just cause I want to get in contact with at least one of them so I can ask some info… Cause They Never Repply To E-mails!!!!!!!!

      But alas it was just some guy that was a bit upset sounding that people were texting him because of a prank by JR. But I must say he was man enough not to hand out Jr’s number to even to prank him back… lol

    47. Ida Says:

      Awww.. That stinks! I get replies to my emails I have gotten like 9, I think.. One Ashley actually sighed his name…… We talked about cake and breakfast… Don’t ask, long story.. But you just have to have a really good email, that they will respond too.. Apparently I had many..

    48. BigBro Says:

      Well I thought I did… I send my pictures that I had taken with my really good photographers camera. And I just got a like genaric person’s repply. And they had no iead what I was talking about cause I had already talked to Christian about the pictures on here. lol
      Any way what ever. lol

    49. DanielleC Says:

      ha im sre they read ur emials bigbro i tlked to christian and JR and jay on myspace about some stuff they will answer and if they dont they will read it i mean we all wish we could tlk to the unhindered boy all the time but hey we can haha :] but its all good <3

      DanielleC

    50. DanielleC Says:

      im sure **** ahha
      BigBro do u have a myspace?
      my unhindered music fan site is myspace.com/unhinderedfan
      add me and support the band :]

    51. DanielleC Says:

      im sure **** ahha
      BigBro do u have a myspace?
      my unhindered music fan site is myspace.com/unhinderedfan
      add me and support the band :]

    52. Ida Says:

      ohhhhhhh…. well I said really random stuff…. like really random as you can tell

    53. DanielleC Says:

      ooh thats cool ida did u get my email?

    54. Ida Says:

      yeah…. i gave you a number to reply

    55. Ida Says:

      i gave you a number in my reply to call** don’t aim and leave comments at the same time..

    56. DanielleC Says:

      Thanks ida i calld and tlkd to i think his name was chris or somthin ha
      a lil overwhelmd and nervous about some stuff but i cant wait to go
      see ya there :]

    57. miranda Says:

      we had school Olympics at my youth and the first night was a relay race were u had to run take a bat, put 1 end on the ground and the other on your fore head then spin arround 20 times, the run sit down eat 4 crackers, stand up run again do the 1st stunt over again then run back. the 2 night was what school could bring the most weight (so we had people with bricks in their clothes). the third night was fear factor were butry(zack who was on our team) had to eat oreos, orange juice, and a bottel of hot sauce all blended together
      ( it was 2 like snow cone cups full) then taylor from our team had to find a real worm in a pie of whipped cream with fake sour worms,last kayla had to spit real live crickets in to a bucket. the next night was NASTY do any of you know what stink bait is???? it smells like rotten eggs, mixed with spoiled milk, and cow pods. anyway you could eather put peanut butter on your face of the stink bait(witch is really sticky) and the point was to throw marshmellows at their face to see how many stick. the last night was who could bring the most cans and then there was a suprise. the youth staff filled a kiddy blow up pool with a TON of ice and some water, then u picked a team mate to get in and at the bottom of the pool was
      little clear rocks like what u put in bathrooms and u had to pick up the rocks with ur toes and at the end of the olympics my school won with over 1 million points! but were was that place I think ive seen it before when I was on my way to my dads house.

    58. BigBro Says:

      LOL :-D

    59. Ida Says:

      did you do any of that crazy stuff Miranda??

    60. Natalie Says:

      Miranda, we have a school olympics thats just like that!!! The seniors always cheat though. When we have nylon races (like 3-leg races but instead of rope you wear nylons, if the nylons break ur DQed) and so the seniors cut holes in all the others grade’s nylons, and when the rest of us had to eat onions covered in caramel they had candy apples, and so on. It was fun though. Then we have a pep rally and everyone laughes at the 7th graders cuz they don’t know any of the chants. That was me this year, but I heard them ahead of time, so I was okay.

    61. Carley (Natalie's Friend) Says:

      slap Pat w/ the beef jerky again!!!

      I’m amazed by the jerky!!!

    62. Audra Says:

      so i went on a mission trip to North Carolina and on the way up there we stopped at a gas station that sold quail eggs, normal eggs, frog legs, chicken feet, the giant jerky, and other incredibly weird stuff.

    63. Belle Says:

      SOOOOOOOOOO cool!

    64. Alexis Ansley Says:

      WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was extremely random hehehehe. but me and mt freinds are just like that. i bet ppl were tryin to figure out wat in the world yall were doin with avideo camera tapin yall hehehe. Quail eggggs wowow that just sounds nasty…!1

    65. Haley Says:

      poor Pat!! u wore that shirt at student life this week Pat!! i like it tho

    66. Lisa Says:

      Okay that was hilarious!!!! Were those eggs really gross, Pat??? By your face expressions it seemed pretty gross and funny. That was a really good video. I really like Beef Jerky so that looked good. How about that sausage, JR? I liked Pat’s expressions for that.

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