FUNK SANDWICH PRESENTS FUNKY POETS!!…again!
Alright, time for another funky contest! HERE ARE THE RULES!
1. You must write a poem or rap of some sort. It has to be funky. It can be about whatev. In the past people wrote about us…its funny. I do encourage it. BUT, if you wanna write about Cocoa Puffs, please do so.
2. You can only submit one entry!
3. It can be as long as you want.
4. Keep it mind we will be rapping it, so, dont say anything, we wouldnt say.
5. The 19th of November is the deadline! We will pick one at that point and start making our video for you!
6. Dont forget to put your name and city you are from…so we can acknowledge you!
Alright shawties, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! Happy rhyming!!!
-The Funk Master (JR)
Ps. IF YOU MISSED THE LAST ONE…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9DPulNLD7U
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October 29th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
AMAZING! even though i am not doing it..i’m no good at that stuff. But i can’t wait for it!
October 30th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Im with amber lol i cant wait for it but im not good at rapping lol.
October 30th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Same here. ^_^
October 31st, 2008 at 10:53 am
im not that good either, but if i give it a go, nobody reply unless i won, itl probably be terrible
October 31st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
You guys are way to negative on yourselves. Who cares if you can’t rap or not. All that matters is that you try. And if you don’t win who cares, as long as you gave it your best shot. Here is my best shot.
All My life I have been let down
Everyone tried to hurt me
But through my trials of hurt
One person came to my rescue
That one person was Jesus Christ
Over the years with Jesus
I have overcome obstacles
but Jesus never left my side
Jesus Christ is my friend
When I see the people who let me down
I never judge them because of it
Because I know Jesus never judged us
That is why he died on the cross
He died for us to make our mistakes
He died for us to have a fun-fullfilled life
He died for us to trust him and his words
He died for us to be happy and not get judged
Erica Kay - Ely NV
October 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm
your right, ill totaly try something
not right now though
October 31st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Ok. After days of working at this I finally found something I like! Hope everyone likes it!
AWWW YEAH!(Chrispy)
WORD OUT HOMIES(JR)
JR on Bass(JR)
Pat at the mic(Pat)
Chrispy playin drums(Chrispy)
Music we like( the 3 funk masters)
(Pat come in with solo while the others rock out hard to the beat)
We rock hard
Melt some faces
Travel a lot
Go many places
(Chrispy in background ” Places, places”)
(Pat still on vocal solo)
Nice like ice
Cool like beans
Play tons of shows
All for the teens
( JR in background ” Say what? I just like my bass…” but he has to say from in musical terms from a forte and decresendo until he’s piano)
(Pat still on that vocal solo)
We can never forget
Dasher and Ben
With ya’ll wonderin
Where they been
( Ben and Dasher chime in ” ATLANTA. Duuhh..” very softly)
(Pat still has solo)
They’re doin’ their thing
Right over there
(the 3 masters point in Ben and Dasher’s direction)
Dasher’s dancin
Ben’s fixin’ his hair
(Ben chimes in mezzo forte “Ya just gotta love it!” Other band members excluding Pat “cough”)
(Break in rap)
Whoa dudes my hair rocks too. I mean look I have a mullet.
(Pat)
Moving right a long( Chrispy and JR)
(Back to whatever AWESOME funky beat you 5 come up with)
(Pat back on solo)
Well it’s gettin late
We gotta go
Time to get packed
And play another show
We’ll see ya later
It’s about that time
When we gotta stop
This funky rhyme.
(Then end fast all at once. Wait about 5 seconds and JR play one of those crashy cord thingys that sound really cool)
Ida
Somewherein, MD
November 1st, 2008 at 7:56 am
Hey! Who says I won’t try? Ha! Of course, I will with my verrrrry best! But that does not guarantee it will be awesome! I have an idea in mind but seems can’t work out my rhymes!
By the way, good job Ida! ^_^
November 1st, 2008 at 8:08 am
i agree im gonna give it a shot but its not gonna be good. i have one line done haha
nice job IDA!!!!
November 1st, 2008 at 8:09 am
haha tht was good ida. might give somthin lol but it will take me forever ….
One Love
Danielle
November 1st, 2008 at 11:45 am
Guess I’m new here but this is what i got for you all! Tim Horton’s rocks!!
Tim’s rap
(Pat exaggerate the song
)
I was walking down the street on a chilly day
I passed by Tim Horton’s and said hey
Tim Horton’s is amazing so why not stop by
Their stuff is to die for and that’s no lie
So I walked inside and looked at the menu
The place was crowed like an “Unhindered” venue
People getting donuts and piping hot coffee
And a man with a mullet getting’ muffins with toffee!
When it was my turn in line, didn’t know what to choose
I started to tremble all the way down to my shoes
“I don’t know what to get” I bawled out loud
It’s all so good I’m on a heavenly cloud!
Get it all… get it all… get it ALL!!
I poured my cash onto the table
And stared like a hungry lion at the Tim Horton’s label
The lady counted my change and said sir I’m sorry
All you got is 17 cents but don’t worry!
She went to the back and I was getting excited
My passion for Tim Horton’s got more ignited
Something so delicious cost only 17 cents?
I lick my lips; good smells coming through the vents
Here you go sir, she said, have a nice day
Come back to Tim Horton’s like every day
I look into the bag to see what I got
A blessed Timbit… Well not a whole lot!
(Pat exaggerate this)
But that’s okay… it was good
So goooood
Mmmmmm fresh delicious good
Tim Horton’s goooood
YEAH!
November 1st, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Oh yikes almost forgot… that was from:
Danielle Banninga
Welland, Ontario
Canada!
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
JR gotta mohalk, that looks really fly
I must admit I’m jealous, and I don’t why
But I heard in the city, on the street, about these guys
JR’s in a band, and that aint no lie
Theres Pat, Ben, Ashley, Christian
They jam for the Heavenly Father above
Jesus Christ is the one that they love
Straight outa Georgia
Watch out they coming toward yuh
To spread God’s word, You gonna get served, with the truth ya’ll
This is a wake up call
God can catch you when you fall
So when your down, need help, all covered with cinder
Just listen to the super fly band whose name is…..UNhindered!
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
PS: from Boston Ma
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
haha nice work.. liked the cinder rhyming with unhindered
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
lol mines so bad but here goes…..
(all 5 guys are in this!)
3 funk masters doin there things
ben and ashley dancin
[pat rapping]
I play the guitar in this cool band and travel every where (chrispy: EVERY WHERE) and we got some cool lookin fans!
Ben: YEAHHH!
We worship our savior (JR: WORD!) (chrispy:YESSIR) cuz hes the one that made ya.
You can find us chillin in the hood screamin one love (jr stops the music they all scream ONE LOVE)
(JR does a quick solo while rapping : I love me some cocco Puffs at any givin time [then some beat boxin) while his solo is goin on all the guys dance crazy.
If your hungry for some funk we’ll give you a funky rhyme and some crazy dancers who can break it down (stop beat Ben & Ashley pose.)
we the craziest Jesus freaks yall ever meet but no we dont got no beaks (whatt???!)
we the freshest guys that you’ll ever see we got shawtie screamin give us those funky fresh beaties!
WORD!!!!
(you guys can add any thing you want to it)
Danielle Crosby
Warwick, RI
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Welcome to the Unhindered world Danni!
Yall are all doing so good that I don’t think I could come up with anything that could even begin to compete with yours! (I think I’ll stick to writing the slower, more Christian-pop-rock-with a teeny bit of country songs, and let yall handle the rapping!) So have fun, and maybe if yall are interested I’ll show you one of my songs that I just keep adding to!
I can’t wait to see who wins (I can’t really decide who’s I like best!), and hear yall sing it!
(Okay, and it’s really bugging me that it’s saying that I spelled ‘yall’ wrong! I hate it when people add the apostrophe in there though, ’cause then it makes it look like it sounds way more southern and exagerated than it is… Yeah, I know that was random, but like I said, it’s been bugging me ;-7)
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Thanks Lauren! I’m excited to see who will win too! Good Luck to everyone who enters!
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
hey theres another Danielle in here I Danielle B im DanielleC :]
welcome!
i cant wait to see who wins .
Mikelle Robinson i love ur rap !
November 4th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Yo wazzup,this is Sean from Southern Illinois…here it goes!
On a cold crispy day I heard my Momma say “its a cold chilli day”Check it out its Christmas day and Christs people say its all for GODS PEOPLE!WORD!Im checkin out this Christmas tree made specially for you and me….(10 seconds later)…Now I see its from God and Jesuuuuus ….(5seconds later)(pause instrument or instruments)(now all say)”IT CHRISTS BIRTHDAY!”Hey diddy ate a crispyyyyy treat!Now we can eat our cocao puffs at the Christmas tree….BOOOOM!UNHINDEREDS WORD!
November 4th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
mine was really bad,I just made it up from all the sudden.=-(
November 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Heyy Danielle C! now is that cool or what?!! lol
Thanks for the welcome
November 4th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
no problem!
do you have a myspace or facebook?
November 5th, 2008 at 5:41 am
no sorry I don’t I did once but i got rid of it i was so busy!
November 5th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
ooh lol thts fine.
do u have an email we can chat throu tht!
One Love In Him
DanielleC
November 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
sure its danibanninga@hotmail.com ! its fun getting to know other Christians!!
November 5th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
HEY! You should try the Amp its a energy drink!IT TASTES LIKE FRUIT JUICE!And if you want my email,,ask meh anytime. ^_^…And good job everyone that attempted to rap.I cant wait to see who won!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
hey sean ! okay ill email u if u want to give me ur email i like me new friends!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
ok DanielleC my Email is SEAN50456@Yahoo.com …..YAHOOOO<COM!
November 5th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
ummm when are you Emailing me?
November 5th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
My momma said I was a dork when I was growing up
But my IQ’s one thirty two and she’s just a chump.
My dad who never grad-jee-ated lives in a dump.
Diggin’ trash out the can, how’d he get in this slump?
When my brother was in high school, he was hittin’ that age,
He made the choice to drop out and turned a new page.
He got his GED at the age of seventeen.
I guess it’s Good Enough if you know what I mean.
My sister’s thirteen and she’s got a few bumps,
One popped in her eye and she tripped o’er a stump.
Her whole stupid class saw her butt when she fell.
For indecent exposure she has been expelled.
Now grandpa’s been gone for a long time now.
Grandma still kicks it but I don’t know how.
She’s lost all her teeth and she’s lost all her hair.
And when she flatulates people start to stare.
Now my aunt’s forty-five and she’s getting old
But she don’t let that stop her if the truth be told.
Cause my uncle’s twenty-five and you might think, “OOOH”
But you don’t the half, he’s my step-brother too!
Now some of this is true unfortunately
But don’t get caught up in all my family
Cause they don’t define who I was meant to be
There’s only one true God who created me.
Yeah, I got real flava cuz I’m His salt
There’s a real treasure hidden in my vault.
I’ll shine this light for all the world to see
That His Holy Spirit lives and dwells in me.
Life’s not a breeze but I keep movin’
I keep spittin’ rhymes so you’ll keep groovin’
Now I gotta go, I’m done with this route,
One Love, Baby, One Love, Peace Out!
Tabitha and Laura
Titletown, GA
November 5th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Guys we forgot a word. In the fifth verse, last line, it should read, “But you don’t *know* the half, he’s my step-brother too!”
We may not win, but we hope everyone, especially Pat, Ben, RJ, Christian, and Dash, enjoy this and have an amazing laugh. We sure did while we were writing it. One Love, Baby, One Love!!
November 6th, 2008 at 4:55 am
well i have school and a million essays to do for 2morrow some some time tonight!
November 6th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
WOW Laura and Tabitha that was amazing.. ya got talent!!
November 6th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Awesome job Laura and Tabitha!!!! That takes some mad skillz..
November 6th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Tabitha and Laura like the rest you got maddd skillzzzzz yo! ha i hear a winner lol :]
p.s its JR not RJ :]
November 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Okay. Before anything else, I want to tell you guys that I totally enjoyed doing this one. I love writing poems but never in my life have I dared myself to make a ‘funky poem.’ This was an awesome experience and I definitely had fun writing it. Let me tell you first how this came to be. One night, I was on the Unhindered Blog website and I thought maybe I should finally give this a try. So I did by reading all the blogs saved from March 2008 Archive! This covers all of the blog entries since March 10, 2008 and if you’ve been reading the blog since then, you must get it! Well, after a couple of hours, 3 messy papers and 2 worn out pencils, I had this:
THE FUNK AND THE KRUNK
(The Story of The UNHINDERED Blog!)
Cocoa Puffs are great cereal for breakfast
‘Tis has corn, oats, and rice, what a blast!
‘Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs’ says Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
Any-ol’-how, let’s start on the blog story of Unhindered!
Bloggolians from the webland scream from coast to coast
Homies all over waitin’ for some blog post
It started with few loyal adorable fans
Then it turned into a heap of Unhindered clans!
A vid from V-A caused some fire
‘Twas ‘bout one awesome Battlecry
We’re lookin’ for some bloggin’ good time
And here’s what we’ve got! Hey y’all lemme rhyme:
It all started down the basement studio
Ben and d’ gang began the club of crazy ‘do
Bumble & Bumble on stunned mullets and Mohawk
Mem’ries of the sweet city of New York!
There’s Buggles and Cobblestones, whatchathink?
Texas Rangers or Goobers, lemme hear it with a wink!
Silly thoughts of what the fan group name should be
Lotsa names but Chrispy was diggin’ the moogie!
Pat, Jay and Chris cravin’ for some shores
Movin’ and packin’ before doin’ some house chores
U-haul battery was just bein’ prima donna
Time for ‘em to stop by and shop at Ikea
Sprayberry’s BBQ for Eight Dollars and Forty
I don’t understand why hotel rooms are stinky
Unhindered got too much flyin’, missin’ the bus
‘Had an appointment to fix iPod with The Genius
Funk Sandwich rocks for real!
Funky Poets love ‘em all square deal!
Home with Dave Barnes and cool frenchie like Jack
ATF at B-Nashvegas, what more could you ask?
Writin’ from Colorado, hotel keys for my kids
Dinin’ at Denver Airport, a tummy to feed!
Taco Bell’s great late night college place
Missin’ flights, we’ve got some plane to chase!
Courtney and Mary Grace are real homies
Screamin’ ONE LOVE, how crazy can that be?!
Show me some Home Town Love in Atlanta
New record is some good news for Joahnna!
Southern Tracks Recording is the zone
Scotty Willbanks at the studio mixin’ some tone
Drums Day is Chrispy’s and Bass Day is for JR
Give me a studio tour to get rid of my boredom, argh!
Clavinova from Nineteen-Eighty-Nine
Beef Jerky Town with some crazy sign
Pat and Dasher go to B-Nashvegas
To record great strummin’ of guitars!
Keep a camera ready when you smash a bug
Reports from Chris about studio update and some plug
Ben and Pat kickin’ some vocals with a smack whack
Expect these two to “get a little off track!”
We’re cruisin’ Texas on a Weinermobile
Blog vs. Chatroom? Yes! Lessen the Pile!
Triple ‘OKAY!’ Blog is short and has 9 sentence
Record update and a swag is cool news with a sense!
End of Summer, Christmas is so near
Socks as a gift, now that’s a cool gear!
Where in the world are you, Unhindered?
Can’t find you, even by lady in red!
Sir Jay of Decatur with the queen
Chrispy in NYC, chillin’
Ben writes about blogs, changes, beans and all
Chris is on some cool silent video journal
Popeye’s in Terminal B’s the best in the world
Blog on ‘Questions’ took 78 comments, all swirled
Pat thinks mullet is cool as a hairdo
Ben drove his truck through the school caf window
This guy from Shiloh has fallen on stage before
But that never stopped him to skydive and soar!
Candyland is the coolest game
Chris has seaweed on his sexy mane
Unhindered find some music that’s cool
Like Ben here who kicks it like Old School!
Beach boys rock for The Dasher
Reezie digs on gangsta rap, for sure!
Pat thinks Green Day stuff’s great
Chris is into Led Zeppelin of 1968!
We’re overdrivin’ through Minnesota in a Geo Metro
Headin’ to Fire Lake to get some Cheddar Herbed Mashed Po-TA-to
Quailman rocks and even the shade of Atomic Tangerine
Our past time is yelling, Mem’ries of funny spider for Halloween
Pat and Chris’s fave is Khaled Hosseini
But they too dig the bible like crazy!
Is “Hit me baby one more time” even funky?
How ‘bout gut tacos, are they tasty?
Ben’s truck through Shiloh window was 3.6 million
Funk Sandwich Presents Funky Poets AGAIN, now goin’ on!
WORD!
~Joahnna
I am from the Awesome Land of d’ Krunkest, Canadialand
… Because Krunks and Canadians rule!
Yes, I know. It’s VERY long. But I hope you guys enjoyed it. I dedicate this to Unhindered, of course, and to everybody else that’s here, my fellow bloggolians! I enjoyed it so much that I think I am putting it on my own blog soon!
November 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
amazing! loved yours joahanna
-from a fellow Canadian homie
November 9th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
If your feelin kina low
And you just don’t know
What to do with yourself tonight
If there’s tons of snow
And an eerie glow
And a big hill within sight
Get a café tray
And a couple friends
And get ready to go play
Go’n climb up the hill
Park it on the tray
Now you’ve got a mighty sleigh
One person on a tray makes a fun time
Two people on a tray makes it great
Three people on a tray is prime
Four people on a tray is dose rate
And five people on a tray is a real crime
Nothin beats sleddin on tray
Even if you say its cliché!
November 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
WOW Joahnna that was veeerrry long,and I really like it.I think we might have a hard tiebreaker!Because theres sooo many out and I think that,everyone did good..so yeah Its possibly gonna be a tiebreaker.
November 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
everybody’s raps are pretty good! it’s amazing the things we can all come up with! no matter who wins, i am definitely looking forward to the outcome. God bless!
November 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
hey, this doesn’t have anything to do with the rap, but i have a question. i was wondering why i haven’t heard unhindered on any radio stations. i thought sending their cd to a couple of our local stations and asking if they would play them. people need to definitely be hearing these songs. also, has anyone else seen the unhindered - one sweet day video on youtube? i saw it the other day, and it is funny as all get out! if you haven’t seen it, you need to. if you have, you need to watch it again. anyways, peace!
November 11th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
WOW! This is gangsta town fer Real!!!! lol i would rap but u know hahah that would be really funy!
Good job guys
November 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
hey, i’ve got a question for anybody who knows. who wrote the song “we shine”? can somebody please tell me? okay, God bless!
November 12th, 2008 at 4:37 am
its by steve fee i think or i think he goes by fee now not sure but yea somethin like tht
November 12th, 2008 at 8:31 am
so sorry bout the mix up with the RJ/JR thing. case of dyslexia i guess, and it was really late when we wrote all that. thanks for the positive feedback. lovin some of the other raps in here too. ya’ll got some mad skillz.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Elizabeth!
Massachusetts
I was lookin’ at the menu not knowin’ what to do
when all of a sudden a man went, “Achoo” !!!
He told me that the ravioli was really good
and said to try it and you know that I would
This ravioli I bought is so nice and round
it looks so good I just gotta make a sound
(insert sound here)
The waiter said that it would be really hot
I took one bite and liked it alot
It dripped out my mouth and what can I say
everyone laughed at me and I was like, “hey”
They gave me a napkin to wipe my dirty face
I stood up to get it but tripped on my shoelace
I drove back home and to my surprise
the guys I call friends gave me high fives
They said it’s because I fell on the floor
I was so embarrassed I let out a ROAR
(insert ROAR here)
I said I could no longer call you my friend
And now I realize that this is the end
November 13th, 2008 at 10:52 am
good job Elizabeth!!!! That was excellent!!! Makes me want some raviolli!!! LOL…you have a good chance of winning!! 5 stars!!!
November 14th, 2008 at 7:59 am
guys i’m really excited now i can’t wait to see who wins!! we got some amazing raps that are going to make it hard for them to pick one
November 14th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Elizabeth your rap was clearly the best i laughed on that one more than any others and I would have to agree with “Taylor O.” Great job Elizabeth!
November 14th, 2008 at 10:53 am
What sound were u thinking for “insert sound here” elizabeth? -elton t.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:55 am
im sorry elizabeth, elton is my brother. u he left a comment under my name. but i dont care what sound u use i still think your rap was fantabulous! good luck!
November 14th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I agree with Danielle B. You guys are gonna have a hard time picking just one. Maybe you should use all of them! lol
my opinion…..Ravioli rap=1st place, Tim Horton rap=2nd
November 14th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
ha I LOVE Elizabeth’s rap it was great !!!
One Love In Him
D
November 15th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Hi guys,
I just heard the news that another fire had started in Anaheim area after the huge fire in LA. I don’t know exactly where you are in the city but I’ve read that even the cities nearby Anaheim are affected by the fire as well. I wish you guys well wherever you are right now. I have you and the whole ATF-Anaheim in prayers that God will protect you. God bless you!
~Joahnna
November 16th, 2008 at 9:21 am
same here i just heard it too. yall be in my prayers.
November 16th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
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November 16th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/postcard.asp
here is the URL
November 17th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Nichi …..???
November 17th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
WOW…thank you for the info Nichi.So do they just randomly send it to you or do you have to sign up for it?I JUST HAD A MENTO!
November 19th, 2008 at 8:01 am
todays is deadline day!!!!!
Duh Duh Duh DA!!!
excitied now!
November 19th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
This is a rap about why I like KFC…
It’s 5 O Clock and the Traffics on lock
I’m riding my 10 speed Huffy down the block
I stop at my favorite spot to get a box
Full of wings and thighs from the Colonel’s hot spot
When I get home them chicken bones gon’ get got
Gonna put em on a TV tray and watch “Cops”
Sit in my EZ chair and make it hot
Rockin Rainbow Flip Flops with some gym socks
I like it all man Original, Crispy
Popcorn, Grilled, Spicy and even Rotissere
Put it on a plate and I’m going crazy
With some buttermilk biscuits and sawmill gravy
Potato Wedges and some mac and cheese
Apple Pie, Cole Slaw, Grape Drink and Green Beans
Snitch on the Colonel your butt will get kicked
His recipies secret so homie don’t trip
All of yall haters sit back and keep wishin
But yall can do it like Kentucky Fried Chicken!!!
PEACE IM OUT!!!!!
November 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
If your enetering for the contest ya might wanna place your city your from…AND HURRY!!!TODAY IS DEADLINE!!
November 20th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
im itching to see whos the winner…I think this is gonna be a good funny rap….AGHH IM ANXIOUS FOR THE VIDEO!
November 21st, 2008 at 2:16 pm
wazzup…I have awesome news..My Father and I are making a light show for Christams…And I was wandering if you guys from Unhindered would want to see the show,and maybe have it in a forum or E-mail it to you.This will be our 3rd year doing it for Christmas.AND IT TAKES UP 2 HOUSE PROPERTIES! -Sincerely,Sean
November 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
and I’ll have to ask if I can vid and place on here.
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
hey guys!!!!
you guys rocked at the ATF in Phoeinx!!!
you guy email me!!!!
God bless you,
Jessica
p.s
next year you should come to the vineyard church!!!
email me for more info!!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
when is the next FUNKY POETS?
sigh up with multiply!!!
God bless you,
Jessica
November 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 pm
i said it wrong
sign up eith multiply
opps! :~0
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
Jessica
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
HEHEHE I feel super hyper!!!I JUST HAD 15 sweet-tarts and also a pop-tart haha..get it?!IT RHYMED..sorry if that didnt make any sense..buahaha im gonna have a redbull now.GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!UHAHA
November 25th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
who is the winner i realllyyyy wanna know!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Me to I want to know the winner.
November 26th, 2008 at 9:26 am
I really think it’s time we should know who won.. The contest ended a week ago.
November 27th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
well…i’d say that they still have to get the music notes straight and while selecting a song..My sugestion is patience.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
haha sean i think that is true but i dont have patience lol.
also they pro wanna spend time with family on Thanksgiving break.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY Yall.!
November 27th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
oh yeah…Happy Thanksgiving!
December 6th, 2008 at 9:20 am
WHO IS THE WINNER?
December 29th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
on the mike is a king so listen to me sing.
We got a rap as cool as our bling.
(BEAT BOXING)
timmy ho. dontcha know?
canda was a fun place to go.
we got skills alright and love for our macs.
and guitars perfer english muffins not big macs.
im tellin it straight, bout all of us.
we got the skills like our crazy cool bus.
we sing real loud.
sometimes ben will fall down.
but thats alright because we play candyland.
thats right man.
rockstar, a wake up for our eyes.
and singing full house by the bridge, a surprise.
noodles of noodles how funny, shoot we dont compormise.
(BEAT BOXING)
great hair on the head of ben.
marriage, what thats zen?!
firggy friggy fresh.
my words makin mesh?
slow drivers, crazy thats wrong.
i bet your laughin at this super cool song.
patty boy. is who most adore.
but the dont know whos comin through the door….
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
JR IS IN THE HOUSE… what what what what? JR IS IN THE HOUSE…
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. yeah.
atmoic tangerine color so cool.
but unfortuatly, i aint no fool.
so fizzel our skizzles as we leave right now.
dont ya ask how.
but god, to you we sing.
so peace out.
and check my coo’ ring.